To kick off the 2023 season of The Liberal Gun Owners Lens Podcast, Miyanovich has laid down a little fun ditty called “Put 5 in The Kitty.” You can check that out here:
https://liberalgunownerslens.libsyn.com/site/s2g30-put-5-in-the-kitty
It has been requested to post the lyrics. Here you go:
Put 5 in the Kitty lyrics
Put the fever in the funhouse, put the fever in the funk
Put five in the kitty
Echo pleasin’, boogaloo teasin’
Can’t run a block with your chicken season
Wanna get hard with your fat boy wheezin’
Ten ton a gear but you’re Jackie Gleason
Gun bunny Gun Bunny IG Skeezer
Rights in your mouth but your heart’s in the freezer
Wayne LaPierre? He aint anybody’s fuckin’ Ceasar
Put the fever in the funhouse, put the fever in the funk
Put five in the Kitty
Posse up
Rakin’ with Bacon, quiet as a mouse
Huntin’ 9 dollar grouse from a million dollar house
You get better got when the wind is low
Like Sapper G when there’s much less blow
I don’t really care if it’s shirt or blouse
Don’t shit on a brother when he’s hard on the joust
North, East, West, South
Yamane – he’s got herbalz in his mouth
Professin’ session, Asian dressin’
Got more butter than a Smith & Wesson
Paid in chronic so he’s got dope lessons
So many facts and there’s much less guessin’
Samurai Zen with a pad and pen
And he’s like Egg Shen with a Sasquatch friend
And again and again like a PD-10
And Pincus is a demon when his chips are in so…
Put the fever in the funhouse, put the fever in the funk
Put five in the Kitty
Posse up